Uh, hi! This is Ca- I mean Chuck Shurley, just- Chuck, sorry. [Indistinct fumbling noises] Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks?

( Freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it. )

( Chuck's snowglobe so far )

( Next I saw thousands of millions crying for this man. And then I heard them mentioning my name, and leaving me the blame. )